Wanna hook up?
Well, not hook up.
Chat me up.
Wow, this is going terribly…
you know what I mean.

I want to hear from you. I do!

I have two amazing oportunities down below to take our relationship to the next level. Go get ’em!

OPTION 1:

Pop your details in the contact form and I’ll send you a little love note (reply email) with some deets

OPTION 2:

Schedule a Zoom call, get lost in my *tired-from-too-many-kids* green eyes, and see if we would be the perfect match

OPTION 1:

Contact form

No question will go unanswered…unless you’re one of those spammy SEO companies. In short, if you send me unsolicited (spam) emails, I’ll get a ‘lil pissed.

OPTION 2:

Schedule a Zoom call